The most exclusive club on
earth is The Polar Parachutist Club. These Polar Parachutists are
unique, in that their particular descending-under-silk past-time
takes place without any actual parachutes.
Instead, a diamond drill of
non-terrestrial design, operating in a high energy oscillating tensor
gravitational field, cores the earth like an apple from pole to pole.
Wearing a quantum heat proof
suit, they just jump from the north pole, and travel through the
earth's core to the south pole, the tips of their heads emerging from
Antarctica, before gravity snatches them back the other way.
This continues, a simple
harmonic oscillation like a spring until the jumper arrives at
equlibirium rest at the centre of the earth, before they are hauled
out on carbon nanotube lines, to share a beer and vodka with his or
her friends, and reminisce about their amazing adventures, right
through the centre of the earth.
Copyright Bloody Mulberry
23/06/2013
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