In every library there is a magic book.
You just have to find it.
It’s different in every library. It
might be a book on new styles of management in one, a camping guide
in a second and a large print copy of a Jackie Collins in another.
Its magic properties vary too.
Sometimes nothing happens other than all the text in every other book
in the library turning dark green. Sometimes it transports you to
another library where the magic book begins with the same first
letter as the one you touched. It could make you a Prince or even a
King of the land that you live in, or it may turn you into a rat.
The method of magical activation is
never constants. Touching the book’s spine may be enough to invoke
the power of wizardry, but in other cases you may have to lick page
39. In general, the more powerful the magic invoked, the more extreme
the method of initiating the spell. There is a book in the University
of Ougadougou that makes 85 golden cows out of nothing if you slam
your genitals between pages 283 and 284 of the manuscript – Volume
15 of the Encyclopaedia of Bacteria. All spells found in romance
works are activated by pressing your nipple to every instance of the
word “the” on the blurb on the inside cover.
It is always fun to watch people look
for magic books. Especially the most dedicated of seekers.
Copyright Bloody Mulberry 26/10/13
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