Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Timepiece and the Rednex of Futurism


Timepiece was the place to go once upon a time, on Thursday nights.

It was a fascinating place. Pub area downstairs full of signs and gadgets and geegaws, and a club area upstairs to blast your ears off and strobe burn your retinas. Thursday night was the “Indie Night”, the “Alternative” alternative to the cheese elsewhere in the city for the sporty types to dance to. By now starting to manifest the illness that would blight me over the next few years, I would always take any chance for distraction, get drunk, go, and get drunker.

I could in those days.

The interesting thing about Timepiece on Thursday was that it wasn't a University dominated scene, the art college folk and non students would go, revelling in the fact that loud and gobshitey Rugby boors were not present. The weekends offered “Angel Dust – Harsh Lights and 20th Century Alienation” but I only went once. I was alienated by the fact that there was only three people there. No, Thursday was my Timepiece night.

I didn't fit in. Not at all. I was a shoegazier kid, with hair on the relatively short - if Eraserheady – side. This was an Industrial slash Metal night, with people to match. The boys I don't remember, apart from lots of dyed black hair, but the girls were 11 hole Docs, stripey tights (purple and green, or black and green) and leather skirts. Diaphanous black blouses. I wanted to call them goths, but never did, goth was an un-word in the early 90s, the scene had died the moment Tony James had joined the Sisters of Mercy.

No, this was the Industrial Age, the Molten Metal future, a future of piercings and heavyweight jewellery and paraboots, rank dreads and Mad Dog 20 20. The music told us that, it made your fillings fall out and liquified your kidney stones while your irises leaked their colour onto the sticky floor. Butthole Surfers, Revolting Cocks, Ministry...later on Les Claypool and his Primus bassoodlings would emerge.

Only it wasn't. The Industrial music beloved of the Timepiece crowd was “Cotton Eye Joe” in leather waistcoats, Rednex with skeleton draped microphones. The obsession of the music was a lavatorial one with one horse town America, hot rods, race cars, and outwardly het as anything men getting all Tom of Finland with each other. It was a primitive racket, leading not to a world covered in steel and glittering towers of industry, but of dustbowl primitives skinning lizards in an unforgiving heat.

Powerful? Yes, as hell! Fantastic music. But it was taking us backwards, not forwards. Thank god for Trent Reznor.



Copyright Bloody Mulberry 15.01.14

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